We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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