Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
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