turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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