His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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