no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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