I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
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