Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Do you remember whose house we're in?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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