I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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