Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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