lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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