you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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