Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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