I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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