I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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