ugly people sure do ruin things
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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