WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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