Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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