i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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