If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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