just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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