i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
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