ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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