i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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