shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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