I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
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