Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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