Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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