Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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