If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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