"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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