what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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