he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She's the barista slut.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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