her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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