If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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