did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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