He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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