some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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