Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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