My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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