And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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