My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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