Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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