okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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