My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
