READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
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