Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I think people are normalizing furries
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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