who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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