Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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