piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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