a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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