Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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