i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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