yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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