I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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