You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
